Guess who has the swine flu? Here is a hint: it is me. I'm really hoping I didn't expose the entirety of Nebraskon. BLARGH.

I should stop taking memes from ~FaiaOokami when I'm procrastinating.

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people. (Uh...how about no?)
5. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

1. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
Human After All - Daft Punk (Insofar as I can on a Monday, at least...)

2. WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk (...God, with the Daft Punk. I swear, these are like the only two Daft Punk songs on my playlist, too.)

3. HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
Si Do Mhaimeo I - Celtic Woman (LOLOLOLOL WHAT. Si Do Mhaimeo I means "the wealthy widow" )

4. WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurthmyics (Taking the lyrics literally, possibly to someone into BDSM.)

5. WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
Trickster - David User (Um. Sure? (this doesn't at all make sense lolololol))

6. WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby (GUYS GUYS THIS IS MY THEME SONG)

7. WHAT IS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
Misery Loves Company - Emilie Autumn (It wasn't that bad, actually)

8. HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
Soul Meets Body - Death Cab For Cutie (...?)

9. WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
Clockwatching - Jason Mraz (the best thing about my friends is the sexual innuendo YES THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT)

10. WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
Handlebars - Flobots (...I will become a world dictator? Productive weekend.)

11. THE BEST THING TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
Dragostea Din Tei - O-ZONE (Mi-ya hiiii~)

12. HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
Have You Got It In You - Imogen Heap (I certainly hope so. COLLEGE D: )

13. WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Twa Corbies - Bedlam (That. Is actually kind of cool.)

14. HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
Ist Das So? - Wir Sind Heldin (The world sees me as a giant 'O RLY' )

15. WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Drunken Sailor - The Malarkey Brothers (Yes. It will be full of rum.)

16. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
Was Wird Wir Sein in Sieben Jahren - Nina & Mike (Um. I am a dystopian future?)

17. DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
Sally's Song - Amy Lee cover (Awwwww! iTunes says I have a tragic unrequited love.)

18. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Come in Sweet Assassin - Mark Almond (...)

19. WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
7 Years and 50 Days - Cascada (Seven years and fifty days after a bad break up)

20. IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I'm Blue - Eiffel 65 (I will launch into a surrealist song about blue things.)

21. WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
Womanizer - Britney Spears (The song itself is my deep dark secret. Please stop judging my playlist.)

22. WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
People are Strange - The Doors (HA!)

23. WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
Traum Vom Tod II - Subway to Sally (DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH)

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Have you ever:

() Smoked a cigar?
(x) Been high on drugs? (In my defense, they were the correct dose of a perscription.)
( ) Had a brace?
(x) Been in love with a person of the same sex?
() Been fired from your work?
(x) Quit your job?
() Been in a fight?
(x) Been away from home without your parents for more than one week?
() Been hopelessly in love?
() Been arrested?
() Yelled at your parents?
() Been on a blind date?
(x) Had lenses?
(x) Lied to a friend?
() Been in love with a teacher?
(x) Had (still have) a cat?
() Failed a test at school?
(x) Experienced someone die?
() Been in love with an internet friend?
() Been in Canada?
() Been drunk?
() Dreamt about moving to Copenhagen?
(x) Flying?
() Spitting in a bar?
(x) Watched a part of your self burn? (Bunsen burners: Dangerous stuff.)
() Chucked a brick against a window?
( ) Been at a concert?
(x) Eaten Sushi?
(x) Meet or seen someone from the internet?
() Been snowboarding?
(x) Eaten medicine?
(x) Been in love with somebody? (been in love questions: 3)
(x) Made an angel in the snow?
() Kissed a frog?
(x) Held a tea-party?
(x) Built a castle out of sand?
(x) Jumped in a puddle?
(x) Used a skipping rope?
() Eaten dogmeat?
(x) Cheated when you played a game?
(x) Been lonely?
(x) Slept at school/work?
() Used a false ID?
(x) Watched the sunset?
(x) Touched a worm?
(x) Had [Have, actually] a sister?
(x) Slept beneath a starry sky?
(x) Been tickled?
(x) Been misunderstood?
(x) Won a competition?
() Walked/driven despite the red light?
() Known yourself as an expelled for example in you class [...um, excuse me?]?
() Eaten one litre of ice in one day?(ice cream, yes)
(x) Danced in the moonlight?
(x) Hated your look?
(x) Been hospitalized?
() Witnessed a robbery?
() Sold your heart to the only one? (4!)
(x) Been lost?
(x) Been in a foreign country?
(x) Swum in the ocean?
(x) Felt you where going to die?
() Smoked a cigarette?
(x) Cried until you feel asleep?
(x) Played a violent game?
(x) Been singing karaoke?
(x) Paid your food with only one coin? (In München. 1.50 Euro, hells yeah!)
(x) Caught a snowflake with your tongue?
(x) Felt that you have been deserted?
(x) Danced a raindance?
(x) Wrote a letter for Santa?
(x) Watched the sunset with somebody you liked?
(x) Blown soap bubbles?
(x) Made a fire at the beach?
(x) Said no to a party?
(x) Used a pair of Rollerblades?
(x) Had pearls on?
() Jumped from a bridge?
(x) Eaten dog/cat food?
() Told a stranger that you love him/her?
(x) Been singing in the bath?
(x) Used a black dress?
() Dreamt about marrying someone?
() Had red hair?
(x) Glued your hand together with something?
(x) Burnt your tongue?
() Kissed a fish?
() Been cheerleader?
() Seen Titanic more than 11 times?
() Seen Titanic?
(x) Sat on a roof?
() Screamed until you ran out of air?
() Built a wagon?
() Been at the phone for more than three hours in in a row?
() Killed a spider?
() Been robbed?
() Failed in a subject at school?
(x) Been up all night? (Once. /failure)
(x) Been in love? (5~)
(x) Been depressed?
(x) Talked in your phone at the bus?
() Been stuck with your tongue at metal?
(X) Picked an apple directly from the tree and eaten it?
(x) Climbed in a tree?
(x) Been afraid of watching horror movies alone?
(x) Believed in ghosts?
(x) Played chicken?
(x) Been thrown into a pool with all your clothes on?
(x) Been told by a stranger that you were hot?
() Broken anything?
() Listened to Doom Metal?
(X) Caught a fish and eaten it? (NEVER ADMIT YOU KNOW HOW TO CLEAN FISH)
(x) Caught a butterfly?
(x) Laughed so much that you cried?
(x) Cried so much that your laughed?
() Had a Britney Spears CD?
(x) Forgot another persons name?
(x) Slept naked?
(x) Lost only one shoe?
(x) Eaten grass?
(x) Painted your nails blue?
(x) Drawn a person naked?
(X) Accidentally destroyed something you really liked?

I LEAVE FOR COLLEGE TOMORROW WHERE DID AUGUST GO.

I know where August went. August went in med changes. I slept through August. I HAVE TOTALLY NEGLECTED TALKING TO MY ROOMMATE FOR LIKE A MONTH I feel so bad D: But at the same time I'm all *crippling social anxiety WHAT*

Today is the day of technological box-putting. All the cords need unplugged and untangled and twisty-tied and labeled and put into a box. My iMac is going to look so alone, with it's like two cords and no scanner and printer and other computer. Actually, I may box up Aristotle, and just leave the Dell Without Internet and spend tomorrow playing games while I wait for my mom to stop having a job and take me to school to move in.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the Behemoth. It was a good car. that only got 14 mpg highway, but

FAREWELL INTERNETS THIS MAY BE THE LAST YOU SEE OF ME TILL THURSDAY NIGHT.